Friday, June 26, 2009

ARR UBA

Arr ye maties! It's been a while since I updated this. I went to the wonderful Caribbean paradise called Aruba, and here are some lovely photos from the venture. I rode wave runners, horses, paragliders, wakeboarded, kneeboarded, jeeps and just about wore myself out. It was awesome. I totally recommend people to vacation to Aruba, although a few things I noticed:
1. The food is all imported so its insanely expensive.

2. It is Jersey Shore II. (ie, pretty much everyone from NJ and Queens goes there)

3. They have THE cleanest water in the world.

4. Sharks are on the North Side, they feed them there to keep them from going to the other side.

5. The Radisson has the best beach on Palm Beach.

6. Everyone is fat. At least, all the males are, and the women are generally trashy.
7. Spanish is spoken the most, then english, dutch, and the native island language.

8. If you like to drink, this is THE place.

9. There's a plant there that has 2 inch prickers on it. It is rightfully named the "Fucker."
10. Jewelry dealers are worse than those on Canal Street. Watch out.

11. Every other person there is on a honey moon. Watch out for the pool water, especially late at night. (ick)

:view from the room:
:view at night with party boat:
:bird fight:
:paper mall:
:casino ceiling:
:museums:
:US Mail?:
:hacienda:
:boats:
:desert:
:iguanas:
:hey there big guy:
:caves:
:the fucker:
:california lighthouse:

-k

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